• Man time

    Fifteen blokes on trip to the Costa

    Three days struck from the mid life roster

    Fifteen men from the skinny to the burly
    Lager in the airport little bit early
    Jolly with the trolley on a cheap flight over
    Ten shaved heads and cool comb-over

    Banter at a canter from the jowl and the belly
    The foreign soft porn on the hotel telly.
    Tickling the tapas with cash wad hand off
    Mini bar death match iPod stand off

    Lemon and salt do the bird flap whinny
    The age inappropriate jeans too skinny
    Minibus taxi late night hot spot
    Very loud music T-shirt not hot

    Hands in the air with the dance floor banging
    Eyes on the prize with the man boobs hanging
    Space probes land on distant comets
    Grown men twerk and inevitably vomit

    Back to the airport wishing they were fitter
    Evidence proliferates on Instagram and twitter.
    After waking in the morning with a very thick head
    To a twelve man spoon in a beer soaked bed

    Three days struck from the mid life roster
    Looking like death from a trip to the Costa
    Never touching alcohol not another cig
    Home again home again jiggedy jig.