• If ya gonna go Keith (Don't do it like that)

    What the hell did you think you were doing?
    So blind that you just could not see
    Not a thought for your legion of worshipping fans
    When you shinned up the trunk of that coconut tree

    If you’re gonna go Keith go Keith go
    If your gonna go Keith go Keith go
    If your gonna go Keith go Keith go
    Don’t do it like that Keith no Keith no

    Go in the middle of a hard blues riff
    Go at the end of a smacked up spliff
    Speedball death plunge, Lear jet smash
    Coked up gunfight, high-speed car crash

    Kohl black eyes cracked rock-n-roll skin
    With your hand on the fret board, cigarette grin
    Do it like a king pin Debauchee
    But not falling out of a coconut tree

    Keith, man, what goaded you on?
    Was it Ronnie Wood? That said you should?
    Or was it Elton John that you tried to prove wrong?
    When he called you King Kong, did you snag your sarong?
    C’mon, C’mon, C’mon C’mawn!
    Keith, baby, tell us please what the hell was going on?

    Cause if you’re gonna go Keith, go Keith go
    If you’re gonna go Keith go Keith go
    And if you’re gonna go Keith go Keith go
    Don’t do it like that Keith

    No Keith

    No.